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"For a company function to be given for customers a number of the more"
" attractive junior secretaries had been appointed as hostesses."
""
"'Now,' one of them was instructed, 'You are to stand by the door to call"
"   the bosses' names as they arrive.'"
""
"#'Ooh, yes. I've been wanting to do that for ages.'"
""
"Agent offering house for sale (loudly), 'No madame, you will not find a"
"  single cockroach here.'"
"#(then very softly) 'They are all married with large families.'"
"Young man to his girl:"
"'Look, if you ever call me at work and the foreman answers,"
"   put down the phone.'"
"'How will I recognize the foreman ?'"
"#'He's the bald ugly bugger with glasses.'"
"Earnest young Jewish boy to his father:"
"'So, why are there Gentiles ?'"
"#'Isn't it obvious ?  Somebody has to buy retail.'"
""
"In the world of business, a manager knows something about everything,"
"  a technician knows everything about something, but only the girl on"
"#  on the switchboard knows everything about everything."
"'Here's the letter to authorise your increase in salary. I trust that"
"  everything will turn out to be satisfactory.'"
"'Thanks boss. Here's the tape recording of you talking to Miss Stevens"
"#  at the office party.'"
"I'm afraid that you will have to wait a moment,' said the Managing"
"  Director's secretary, 'Please take a seat.'"
"'Look, my girl. I am not one or your usual callers. I am somebody big.'"
"#'In that case. please take two seats.'"
"Very new junior in the office:"
"'Boss, who were those two ladies who were visiting ?'"
"'One is a famous model. The other is my wife.'"
"'Which one is the model ?'"
"'Please accept an increase in your wages. Then, when you are"
"#  the president of this company, don't forget me.'"
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